NEW YORK CITY CRIME REPORT
                        •
                                                
                        
                    
                    
                    A feces-smearing wacko had a psychiatrist mom. now faces "ejectment."  
 A cp former janitor and a disgusting youth basketball coach, an argument in Manhattan ends up with a fork-stabbing incident.  
 Pat and Doug are LIVE in Chattanooga, recorded before a (tiny) studio audience.)