China is bum hole!

Dear Censored,

After I watched the episode with the “China is asshole”, I couldn’t help but walk around the house saying it at the top of my voice. My wife was giving me shit as we have four nippers, so to make it child friendly I changed it to “Donald Trump don’t trust China, China is bum hole!”
Last week we had a phone call from my kids’ school saying my youngest boy (4) had been walking around the playground shouting “Donald Trump don’t trust China, China is bum hole!” A week later and I’m still in the dog house with the wife!
Also not sure if you realised but the actor who’s playing POTUS in that God awful show with Jeff Daniels is Hamish from Braveheart. Fucking Scottish traitor!
Anyway thanks for emailing.


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